Egg nog. Because nothing satisfies like a cold glass of eggs.
There's nothing like a string of Xmas lights inside the house to make the whole family feel like they live in a vintage clothing store.
Can you have a seance to summon the ghost of a dead zombie?
When I found out that coffins are padded, I stopped fearing death.
If I masturbate while Googling myself, which part is more redundant?
I don't like to generalize, but if you see a guy with his shirt tucked into his shorts, he's probably killed three or four children.