We come into this world naked, covered in our own blood, screaming in terror - and it doesn't have to stop there if you know how to live right

In an effort to look cool, I am going to stop shouting Hey, you! at airplanes.

I was born an emotional tampon in a cauldron of dysfunction.

I don't really like myself, but I'm way into me, physically.

Strap On spelled backwards is No Parts. Just sayin'.

There is no fast, easy shortcut for the word abbreviation.

If pop music reflects the culture, this will surely go down as the era in which people rose up and realized it was fun to dance at parties.