I know that big, important things don't just come together overnight, but I've been me for a long time now and it's still not working.

I tried synchronized swimming, but felt, over time, I was just going through the motions.

I grew up in a town called Hopedale, Massachusetts. I was born there in 1964, and the only thing I hate outside of myself is everything else.

I try to look on the bright side, but it really hurts my eyes.

I once felt bad because I had no shoes, and then I met a man who had no feet. He was wearing an ankle bracelet that kept falling off.

I used to fear living a life untouched by God, but now, for some reason I've gone back to being afraid of cement mixers.

Can you have a seance to summon the ghost of a dead zombie?