Strap On spelled backwards is No Parts. Just sayin'.

Do people in the Ku Klux Klan who die and come back as ghosts have to wear two sheets when attending the rally?

I don't mind being alone when I'm surrounded by people, I just hate being alone when I'm alone.

No one has ever thought this: Now that I'm out of therapy and have fixed my mental problems, I think I want to be a ventriloquist.

How do I ask my shrink to stop responding to everything I say with, Too much information! and then giggling behind a pillow?

Why do I always meet women as I'm leaving the dog park with a big bag of poop? And it's always on the day I forgot my dog.

Why do some bald guys grow ponytails? It it the same reason people too old to run always wear track shoes and sweat pants?