I have no ability to develop muscle tone. I could do situps all day and still look like a condom full of walnuts.
Dana GouldAs Global Warming raises temparatures, it takes longer to cool pies on window sills, and I wonder if this whole thing was caused by hobos.
Dana GouldAlways think twice before asking anything of anyone that ends in the words, on your face.
Dana GouldI got mugged about six months ago. The oddest thing about the entire situation, though, was that I wasn't afraid, which is strange because basically I experience my life through two primary emotions: fear and suppressed fear.
Dana Gould