Strap On spelled backwards is No Parts. Just sayin'.

A big blizzard proves there's no global warming in the same way being out of milk proves there's no such thing as cows.

Please don't let all the freak storms and climate change lead you to believe in freak storms and climate change.

Homo sapiens are the only mammals who intentionally hold Beard Of Bees competitions.

There is no fast, easy shortcut for the word abbreviation.

When all the people covered in tattoos turn about 70 years old, they're going to look like a strange race of melting clowns.

When I finally invent a time machine you will already know about it because I'll have told you a long time ago.