Showing joy by jumping up and down and clapping goes away at some point between pre-school and being old enough to go to orgies.
Dana GouldMany stroke survivors look back on their attack as a stroke of luck. Of course, by luck they mean horrible paralysis.
Dana GouldA lot of people have a particular song that, no matter their mood, turns them on. With me, it's Eleanor Rigby.
Dana GouldHave you ever dated a Goth chick for four or five months until you realized she was just an Orthodox Jew? They have the same costumes.
Dana Gould