A good competition for comedians would be where a comedian has a conversation and is then quizzed on what the other person says.

If there's one thing worse than being really angry for no reason, it's suddenly remembering the reason.

I love my dog, but since the kids came along, the petting has gone out of our relationship.

They say that God is in the details. Then again, they also say that the Devil is in the details. Boy, talk about awkward.

In the midst of all the candy and commercialism, let's not lose sight of the true meaning of Halloween: tree worship and animal sacrifice.

One of the coolest things about the word boobs is, when you look at it, it has boobs.

Why do old people drive with their mouths open?