A good competition for comedians would be where a comedian has a conversation and is then quizzed on what the other person says.

Does anyone remember how we used to get cash before ATM's? Did we have to go inside the bank? Then what? We lived like apes!

What's a farmer's market without some guy singing Here Comes The Sun in a way that makes you wish the sun would stop coming up.

Showing joy by jumping up and down and clapping goes away at some point between pre-school and being old enough to go to orgies.

I once felt bad because I had no shoes, and then I met a man who had no feet. He was wearing an ankle bracelet that kept falling off.

59% of all suicides are actually botched murder-suicides performed by dyslexics.

Can you have a seance to summon the ghost of a dead zombie?