A good competition for comedians would be where a comedian has a conversation and is then quizzed on what the other person says.

There's something vaguely erotic about watching a woman eat a banana while cupping two plums.

Rejected names for World War II: 'Global Super Killfest', 'Germaniacal Japandamonium', 'World War 1: New Moon'.

The Cadillac Escalade is the perfect vehicle for a pimp with a growing family.

Women are like pumpkins; you search and search for the perfect one, bring it home, and the next thing you know, you're looking for a knife.

My life is just like Breaking Bad except instead of a chemistry teacher I'm just a guy and instead of making meth I don't do much.

If pop music reflects the culture, this will surely go down as the era in which people rose up and realized it was fun to dance at parties.