A good competition for comedians would be where a comedian has a conversation and is then quizzed on what the other person says.

Catholic Church reasserts its moral authority on contraception: If God believed in birth control, altar boys would have a uterus.

Rejected names for World War II: 'Global Super Killfest', 'Germaniacal Japandamonium', 'World War 1: New Moon'.

Every Thanksgiving we feed the homeless so they may join us as we celebrate other people finding a home.

If my dog wants to know why I didn't feed him this morning, he may want to rethink walking out of the room when I'm telling him a joke.

Whoever thought to name a candy bar Butterfinger has either never seen Last Tango In Paris or seen it far too many times.

My fantasy football team got mixed up in another fantasy and now they're stuck on a pirate ship with a chick in a Catwoman suit.