Have you ever dated a Goth chick for four or five months until you realized she was just an Orthodox Jew? They have the same costumes.
The Cadillac Escalade is the perfect vehicle for a pimp with a growing family.
Let's all start wearing bolo ties, and when they become hip again, we'll all say we were kidding.
I can't wait for the day I learn to live in the now!
I have one phobia, snakes. And by snakes I mean intimacy.
I'm going to live until I die, and everything in between is just another excuse to eat peanut butter.