I have one phobia, snakes. And by snakes I mean intimacy.
The simple act of smiling at people makes the world a better place. Unless it's the day you decide to walk around with your dong out.
That which does not kill you isn't finished.
I wanted to be a comedian. I wanted to meet waitresses and felt that being a comedian was my best way to go about it and I was right.
Cotton candy. Like eating a cloud of diabetes.
Always remember, you don't stop shitting your pants because you grow old. You grow old because you stop shitting your pants.