You rarely get a convincing lecture on playing to your strength from a bald guy with a ponytail.
Very few positive experiences begin with being told to count back slowly from ten.
When God closes a door, he opens a window. Sounds to me like he's on the toilet.
I know that big, important things don't just come together overnight, but I've been me for a long time now and it's still not working.
If I masturbate while Googling myself, which part is more redundant?
Rejected names for World War II: 'Global Super Killfest', 'Germaniacal Japandamonium', 'World War 1: New Moon'.