Common sense dictates the term hot fudge sundae has a totally different meaning in prison.
I'm a workaholic, only instead of working I like to drink liquor.
I'm no longer afraid of not making enough mistakes.
If God had wanted women to have giant, fake boobs he'd be a lot like my brother.
I don't want to say my mom is late on trends, but this morning she said, Have a shagadelic day, sweetheart.
One great way to mess with devout Christians and atheists would be if Jesus came back and said, By the way, you know I'm fake, right?