My dog is so old, she now has a lot of cats.
Corn is the only food you hold like corn.
You rarely get a convincing lecture on playing to your strength from a bald guy with a ponytail.
I take the Bible literally, but not seriously.
Every time the circus comes to town, I can't help thinking, Somewhere out there, there's clown semen.
Whoever coined the phrase, killing two birds with one stone, not only hated birds but also thought we needed to conserve stones.