Now that the Sanctity and Holiness of heterosexual marriage has been destroyed, are they going to cancel The Bachelor?
Dana GouldHave you ever had a gay friend lose weight and you can't decide if it's good news or not? Hey you look... great?
Dana GouldI have no ability to develop muscle tone. I could do situps all day and still look like a condom full of walnuts.
Dana GouldIf there's one thing worse than being really angry for no reason, it's suddenly remembering the reason.
Dana GouldWhat if you died, and you found out that when you died, we all went to the same place. No Heaven, no Hell, doesn't matter what you did in life - you all go to the same place, regardless. I know a lot of nice people who will be really pissed off. You'll see Gandhi arguing with the doorman.
Dana Gould