I'm only afraid of dying if I'm to be held accountable for what I did while living. If there's no God or reckoning, I'm like, whew!

My life is just like Breaking Bad except instead of a chemistry teacher I'm just a guy and instead of making meth I don't do much.

The simple act of smiling at people makes the world a better place. Unless it's the day you decide to walk around with your dong out.

Just because one pedophile is a football coach, please don't turn against all pedophiles.

If you read angry political blogs, substitute Obama with my daddy and you'll usually learn a lot about the author.

I know that big, important things don't just come together overnight, but I've been me for a long time now and it's still not working.

There's something profoundly disturbing about watching an old guy eat a sandwich.