I'm only afraid of dying if I'm to be held accountable for what I did while living. If there's no God or reckoning, I'm like, whew!

If The Beatles represent the most successful version you can be of a thing, then by that definition The Rolling Stones are The Beatles of music, not counting The Beatles. John Lennon is The Beatles of The Beatles.

You have an obligation to challenge your fans and your viewers.

We would have never gotten mace had someone not thought, There must be a good way to burn someone's eyes.

Why do old people drive with their mouths open?

My dog keeps looking at me as if he knows my secret, as if he and he alone can see my soul. That or he wants this pork chop.

As hard as I try to live with some degree of faith in my life, I just can't believe that the full moon can turn dude into a wolf.