Just saw a woman with a big tattoo of Jesus on her back. I guess it's an ixnay on the oggy style-day.

Whoever thought to name a candy bar Butterfinger has either never seen Last Tango In Paris or seen it far too many times.

Many stroke survivors look back on their attack as a stroke of luck. Of course, by luck they mean horrible paralysis.

I went to high school with some wonderful people, but my entire high school experience was just waiting to leave.

There's nothing like a clown with a boner to remind you that you're having a nightmare.

We come into this world naked, covered in our own blood, screaming in terror - and it doesn't have to stop there if you know how to live right

Halloween Costume I Hate: kids dressed as their parent's poltical beliefs. Oooh! Aren't you a scary health care reform bill!