Just saw a woman with a big tattoo of Jesus on her back. I guess it's an ixnay on the oggy style-day.

The best part of living in constant terror is you always have a place to live.

I've grown tired of resting on my laurels and have decided to start resting on my failures.

The circus goes from town to town, so why run away to join it? It should be, I've decided to wait for the circus to come.

Have you ever had a gay friend lose weight and you can't decide if it's good news or not? Hey you look... great?

I know that big, important things don't just come together overnight, but I've been me for a long time now and it's still not working.

To me 30 isn't old. But it's definitely the beginning of no longer young. Because you notice little subtle things happen to you. You'll be in your car driving around listening to the radio and hear stuff like, That's was an oldie from The Clash.