I feel very uncomfortable when I eat in restaurants. I'm obnoxiously polite with the waiters: 'I just want a tuna sandwich. I'll go get it. You sit here - I'll get it, I'll make it.

In the midst of all the candy and commercialism, let's not lose sight of the true meaning of Halloween: tree worship and animal sacrifice.

If pop music reflects the culture, this will surely go down as the era in which people rose up and realized it was fun to dance at parties.

When I finally invent a time machine you will already know about it because I'll have told you a long time ago.

We broke up, and my first reaction was 'Fine - I've been through this too many times. I can't change your mind. I can't live your life for you. You're gone in your direction. I'm going to pick up; I'm going to go in my direction. I'm not going to live in the past. I'm not going to embrace the pain. You go, I'll go, and that will be it.' And I felt that way for an hour and 10 minutes.

Something tells me that Mitt Romney's sex face is the same as his regular face.

I don't really like myself, but I'm way into me, physically.