I bet when all the punctuation marks have a party, they quietly look at exclamation point's wife and think, that poor woman.
Dana GouldWe would have never gotten mace had someone not thought, There must be a good way to burn someone's eyes.
Dana GouldLike many indelible family memories, carving a pumpkin begins with someone grabbing a really sharp knife.
Dana GouldWomen do it all the time to look younger and it would make perfect sense if one of them ever came out looking younger - but they don't. They just look the same; they all get plastic surgery face. No matter who they look like going in, they all come out looking like the girl from the band on 'The Muppet Show.
Dana Gould