What if you went to Hell, and it was exactly what you thought it would be: just a cave with fire? And the devil really was this idiot in a red leotard with a pitchfork?

Rejected names for World War II: 'Global Super Killfest', 'Germaniacal Japandamonium', 'World War 1: New Moon'.

A good competition for comedians would be where a comedian has a conversation and is then quizzed on what the other person says.

The hole on the face of an acoustic guitar is called the sound hole. The one of the face of its player is called the sincerity hole.

Although I love the taste of Nutrageous bars, I am nutraged at their new, high price.

My life is just like Breaking Bad except instead of a chemistry teacher I'm just a guy and instead of making meth I don't do much.

Just because one pedophile is a football coach, please don't turn against all pedophiles.