Please don't let all the freak storms and climate change lead you to believe in freak storms and climate change.
Dana GouldA good competition for comedians would be where a comedian has a conversation and is then quizzed on what the other person says.
Dana GouldIf I'm alone in the car and I fart, I still laugh at it. It's the little things that keep us civilised.
Dana GouldWe broke up, and my first reaction was 'Fine - I've been through this too many times. I can't change your mind. I can't live your life for you. You're gone in your direction. I'm going to pick up; I'm going to go in my direction. I'm not going to live in the past. I'm not going to embrace the pain. You go, I'll go, and that will be it.' And I felt that way for an hour and 10 minutes.
Dana Gould