The gun legislation was doomed the minute it became associated with the words common sense.
Dana GouldLove is like pancreatitis; it starts off slow, then builds in intensity until you become consumed and develop violent cramps.
Dana GouldThe weird thing about old Playboys is knowing that the naked woman is now an old lady. I said weird. I didn't say bad.
Dana GouldOur grocery store now has self-checkout, for your convenience. It's like getting punched in the throat, for your comfort.
Dana Gould