Know someone you hate? Give their kid a kazoo!

Twitter is not a good place for people who feel they're being followed.

Please don't let all the freak storms and climate change lead you to believe in freak storms and climate change.

If God had wanted women to have giant, fake boobs he'd be a lot like my brother.

A giant python was discovered in Florida. Spooky news for a state that derives half it's income from a giant mouse.

If you read angry political blogs, substitute Obama with my daddy and you'll usually learn a lot about the author.

Common sense dictates the term hot fudge sundae has a totally different meaning in prison.