Women do it all the time to look younger and it would make perfect sense if one of them ever came out looking younger - but they don't. They just look the same; they all get plastic surgery face. No matter who they look like going in, they all come out looking like the girl from the band on 'The Muppet Show.
Dana GouldTo me 30 isn't old. But it's definitely the beginning of no longer young. Because you notice little subtle things happen to you. You'll be in your car driving around listening to the radio and hear stuff like, That's was an oldie from The Clash.
Dana GouldPeople get into stand-up comedy by and large because they're smart and they have a perspective.
Dana GouldI've grown tired of resting on my laurels and have decided to start resting on my failures.
Dana Gould