As hipster chicks age, and their skin starts to sag, tramp stamps sink below waistbands, like the sun slipping into the sea.
Dana GouldShowing joy by jumping up and down and clapping goes away at some point between pre-school and being old enough to go to orgies.
Dana GouldAs anyone who's ever adopted a dog will tell you, there's always the fear that one day the birth parents will come scratching at the door.
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