When homeless people go camping, how do they know?
Every time I fold the baby's clothes I feel like a giant that got a housekeeping job with a nice family.
Please don't let all the freak storms and climate change lead you to believe in freak storms and climate change.
I want to leave the world as I entered it: naked and crying in a room full of strangers.
If you don't believe in the living dead, how do your explain the Golf Channel?
Whenever someone starts a statement with, Let me tell you the kind of guy I am, that is a great time to start sawing your own head off.