How come, when people wear half shirts, it's always the top half?

My dog is so old, she now has a lot of cats.

Why do some bald guys grow ponytails? It it the same reason people too old to run always wear track shoes and sweat pants?

Christ was born in a manger, laying down amongst donkeys ang goats. He was given gifts of incense and perfume. No kidding.

What's a farmer's market without some guy singing Here Comes The Sun in a way that makes you wish the sun would stop coming up.

If God is all powerful, and Jesus is the son of God, why did He make His birthday fall on Christmas?

I try to live in the moment, but by the time I get there it's too late.