One of the coolest things about the word boobs is, when you look at it, it has boobs.
There's something profoundly disturbing about watching an old guy eat a sandwich.
Strap On spelled backwards is No Parts. Just sayin'.
I wanted to be a comedian. I wanted to meet waitresses and felt that being a comedian was my best way to go about it and I was right.
Homo sapiens are the only mammals who intentionally hold Beard Of Bees competitions.
How do I ask my shrink to stop responding to everything I say with, Too much information! and then giggling behind a pillow?