If you want to see what I'll look like as an old guy, check out any recent photo of me.
In a world of war, pain and suffering, all I want for Christmas is an underwater watch and a silver clutch rod for my dirt bike.
There's something vaguely erotic about watching a woman eat a banana while cupping two plums.
The older I get, the more I look like my favorite shoes.
I'm a workaholic, only instead of working I like to drink liquor.
Although I love the taste of Nutrageous bars, I am nutraged at their new, high price.