I don't want to say my mom is late on trends, but this morning she said, Have a shagadelic day, sweetheart.

They say that God is in the details. Then again, they also say that the Devil is in the details. Boy, talk about awkward.

Very few positive experiences begin with being told to count back slowly from ten.

I'm only afraid of dying if I'm to be held accountable for what I did while living. If there's no God or reckoning, I'm like, whew!

Drum Competitions are called such because no one wants to win the big Beat Off.

My father hauled boxes so I could get an education and earn enough money to pay someone to make me lift weights.

I've never slept with a virgin, but I love breaking the seal on a new peanut butter.