Corn is the only food you hold like corn.
I'm going to live until I die, and everything in between is just another excuse to eat peanut butter.
When homeless people go camping, how do they know?
Why do some bald guys grow ponytails? It it the same reason people too old to run always wear track shoes and sweat pants?
I want to leave the world as I entered it: naked and crying in a room full of strangers.
Chocolate covered peanuts, chocolate covered raisins, chocolate covered pretzels... Chocolate. So afraid to be alone.