I don't really like myself, but I'm way into me, physically.

The only thing that will stop a bad guy with a pressure cooker bomb is a good guy with a slightly larger pressure cooker bomb.

If you read angry political blogs, substitute Obama with my daddy and you'll usually learn a lot about the author.

If The Beatles represent the most successful version you can be of a thing, then by that definition The Rolling Stones are The Beatles of music, not counting The Beatles. John Lennon is The Beatles of The Beatles.

Life imitates art but art intimidates life.

I want to leave the world as I entered it: naked and crying in a room full of strangers.

Our dog just wanders around the house with a concerned look on his face. Dogs are just people who can't find their phone.