You write the script, and then you just go over it 400 times and make all the jokes better. It really is true. That's essentially the way it works.

Can you have a seance to summon the ghost of a dead zombie?

That which does not kill you isn't finished.

When I was in high school, girls made fun of me for liking vampire movies. Now, I'd be their king. Time machine, where are you?

The expression working like a dog dates back to a time in America when men would rise early, then lie around all day and lick their balls.

The circus goes from town to town, so why run away to join it? It should be, I've decided to wait for the circus to come.

The average permanent lasts about four months.