I don't like to generalize, but if you see a guy with his shirt tucked into his shorts, he's probably killed three or four children.
Dana GouldAnything is possible if you believe in yourself, said the guidance counsellor, stifling a laugh.
Dana GouldThey say that cats are the only animal that can sit in your lap and ignore you. To which I say: you've never been to the Spearmint Rhino.
Dana Gould