When homeless people go camping, how do they know?

Maybe the next three Star Wars movies will tell the story of how the last three Star Wars movies got so shitty.

If you read angry political blogs, substitute Obama with my daddy and you'll usually learn a lot about the author.

Common sense dictates the term hot fudge sundae has a totally different meaning in prison.

What's a farmer's market without some guy singing Here Comes The Sun in a way that makes you wish the sun would stop coming up.

Do people in the Ku Klux Klan who die and come back as ghosts have to wear two sheets when attending the rally?

Gorillas would be less scary with bunny ears. Actually, what isn't less scary with bunny ears? Osama Bin Laden with bunny ears. Ha! So cute.