When homeless people go camping, how do they know?

Dogs: the best friend you will ever have that pees on your couch and stays your friend.

Catholic Church reasserts its moral authority on contraception: If God believed in birth control, altar boys would have a uterus.

Have you noticed since Global Warming took hold that all the snowmen look kind of angry?

The weird thing about old Playboys is knowing that the naked woman is now an old lady. I said weird. I didn't say bad.

Where is the good will in the thought, I was going to throw this in the garbage, do you want to wear it?

You have an obligation to challenge your fans and your viewers.