A lot of people think my sarcasm comes from insecurity and defensiveness, but I assure you I'm just being petty and cruel.
I bet when all the punctuation marks have a party, they quietly look at exclamation point's wife and think, that poor woman.
That which does not kill you isn't finished.
The Cadillac Escalade is the perfect vehicle for a pimp with a growing family.
Having sex with a dead grammar teacher is a violation of past tense usage.
I'm only afraid of dying if I'm to be held accountable for what I did while living. If there's no God or reckoning, I'm like, whew!