The man who invented instant pudding was moved to action by an inability to wait for pudding.
Dana GouldI love my dog, but since the kids came along, the petting has gone out of our relationship.
Dana GouldYou will never experience less reality than when you are watching a reality show. You're watching people who aren't actors, put into situations created by people who aren't writers and they're second guessing how they think you would like to see them behave if this were a real situation, which it's not. And you are passively observing this; watching an amateur production of nothing. It's like a photo of a drawing of a hologram.
Dana Gould