Rejected names for World War II: 'Global Super Killfest', 'Germaniacal Japandamonium', 'World War 1: New Moon'.

That which does not kill you usually circles around and tries again.

I was watching Batman, the TV show, on TV Land, on the cable. And Robin said to Batman, Golly, Batman! Why is the Joker so evil!? And Batman said, Careful, Robin. The criminal mind sees the world through a prism the solid citizen dare not peer through. Batman has a more nuanced worldview than the president.

Have you ever dated a Goth chick for four or five months until you realized she was just an Orthodox Jew? They have the same costumes.

As hard as I try to live with some degree of faith in my life, I just can't believe that the full moon can turn dude into a wolf.

A giant python was discovered in Florida. Spooky news for a state that derives half it's income from a giant mouse.

Many stroke survivors look back on their attack as a stroke of luck. Of course, by luck they mean horrible paralysis.