One of the coolest things about the word boobs is, when you look at it, it has boobs.
Why is it, when I have nothing to do, I drink more coffee? It's as if I'm in a big hurry to get nothing done.
There's a big difference between poll workers and pole workers. Sadly.
I tried synchronized swimming, but felt, over time, I was just going through the motions.
Egg nog. Because nothing satisfies like a cold glass of eggs.
I love it when dogs yawn. Especially when it's in the middle of another dog's speech.