Rejected names for World War II: 'Global Super Killfest', 'Germaniacal Japandamonium', 'World War 1: New Moon'.

Does anyone remember how we used to get cash before ATM's? Did we have to go inside the bank? Then what? We lived like apes!

Anything is possible if you believe in yourself, said the guidance counsellor, stifling a laugh.

I don't really like myself, but I'm way into me, physically.

It's been years since any hillbilly has reported getting sodomized by an alien. Did they break up and not tell us?

A lot of people have a particular song that, no matter their mood, turns them on. With me, it's Eleanor Rigby.

I can't wait for the day I learn to live in the now!