Twitter is not a good place for people who feel they're being followed.
I don't really like myself, but I'm way into me, physically.
I feel sorry for high school teams still named the Cougars. Now what does the coach say? Get out there and play like horny old ladies!
I'm a workaholic, only instead of working I like to drink liquor.
Chocolate covered peanuts, chocolate covered raisins, chocolate covered pretzels... Chocolate. So afraid to be alone.
Just saw a woman with a big tattoo of Jesus on her back. I guess it's an ixnay on the oggy style-day.