A good competition for comedians would be where a comedian has a conversation and is then quizzed on what the other person says.
Dana GouldOne great way to mess with devout Christians and atheists would be if Jesus came back and said, By the way, you know I'm fake, right?
Dana GouldAs hipster chicks age, and their skin starts to sag, tramp stamps sink below waistbands, like the sun slipping into the sea.
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