When God closes a door, he opens a window. Sounds to me like he's on the toilet.

Take away the robots and the special effects, and Star Wars is just the simple story of a group of friends planning a terrorist attack.

Twitter is not a good place for people who feel they're being followed.

You have an obligation to challenge your fans and your viewers.

That which does not kill you usually circles around and tries again.

I'm so weird with women. I couldn't go up to a gorgeous woman and tell her the building's on fire. 'Don't take this the wrong way, uh. I don't mean to be weird and I'm not trying to be creepy, but the building's on fire.

That which does not kill you isn't finished.