The magazine at the health food store said, Stop Aging! Isn't that what death is for? Trust me, we're all gonna stop aging.

You rarely get a convincing lecture on playing to your strength from a bald guy with a ponytail.

I'm of the generation of kids where the G.I. Joe's developed Kung Fu Grip right around the same time I did.

There is no fast, easy shortcut for the word abbreviation.

It's nice to live in a country that has its priorities straight: the library's open three hours a week, and the House of Fist is 24/7.

When I was in high school, girls made fun of me for liking vampire movies. Now, I'd be their king. Time machine, where are you?

Anything is possible if you believe in yourself, said the guidance counsellor, stifling a laugh.