I was watching Batman, the TV show, on TV Land, on the cable. And Robin said to Batman, Golly, Batman! Why is the Joker so evil!? And Batman said, Careful, Robin. The criminal mind sees the world through a prism the solid citizen dare not peer through. Batman has a more nuanced worldview than the president.

The hard part about living in the present is it forces you to abandon hope for the future. Thanks for nothing, now.

Just saw a woman with a big tattoo of Jesus on her back. I guess it's an ixnay on the oggy style-day.

I'm going to live until I die, and everything in between is just another excuse to eat peanut butter.

59% of all suicides are actually botched murder-suicides performed by dyslexics.

The magazine at the health food store said, Stop Aging! Isn't that what death is for? Trust me, we're all gonna stop aging.

If pop music reflects the culture, this will surely go down as the era in which people rose up and realized it was fun to dance at parties.