I was watching Batman, the TV show, on TV Land, on the cable. And Robin said to Batman, Golly, Batman! Why is the Joker so evil!? And Batman said, Careful, Robin. The criminal mind sees the world through a prism the solid citizen dare not peer through. Batman has a more nuanced worldview than the president.

If pop music reflects the culture, this will surely go down as the era in which people rose up and realized it was fun to dance at parties.

You have an obligation to challenge your fans and your viewers.

Life is like jury duty. Just do it and get it over with.

As anyone who's ever adopted a dog will tell you, there's always the fear that one day the birth parents will come scratching at the door.

I bet when all the punctuation marks have a party, they quietly look at exclamation point's wife and think, that poor woman.

There's a big difference between poll workers and pole workers. Sadly.