I was watching Batman, the TV show, on TV Land, on the cable. And Robin said to Batman, Golly, Batman! Why is the Joker so evil!? And Batman said, Careful, Robin. The criminal mind sees the world through a prism the solid citizen dare not peer through. Batman has a more nuanced worldview than the president.
Dana GouldThe weird thing about old Playboys is knowing that the naked woman is now an old lady. I said weird. I didn't say bad.
Dana GouldIt's nice to live in a country that has its priorities straight: the library's open three hours a week, and the House of Fist is 24/7.
Dana GouldEarthquakes would be great if they could hit specific areas, like the parent lounge at a children's beauty pageant.
Dana GouldYou will never experience less reality than when you are watching a reality show. You're watching people who aren't actors, put into situations created by people who aren't writers and they're second guessing how they think you would like to see them behave if this were a real situation, which it's not. And you are passively observing this; watching an amateur production of nothing. It's like a photo of a drawing of a hologram.
Dana Gould