We all enter this world in the same way: naked, screaming, soaked in blood. But if you live your life right, that kind of thing doesn't have to stop there.
Dana GouldA big blizzard proves there's no global warming in the same way being out of milk proves there's no such thing as cows.
Dana GouldI was watching Batman, the TV show, on TV Land, on the cable. And Robin said to Batman, Golly, Batman! Why is the Joker so evil!? And Batman said, Careful, Robin. The criminal mind sees the world through a prism the solid citizen dare not peer through. Batman has a more nuanced worldview than the president.
Dana GouldIt's been years since any hillbilly has reported getting sodomized by an alien. Did they break up and not tell us?
Dana Gould