There's something vaguely erotic about watching a woman eat a banana while cupping two plums.
Dana GouldAlways think twice before asking anything of anyone that ends in the words, on your face.
Dana GouldIf studies on lab rats are any indication, human beings have a deep-seated fear of a big, scary cat being let into their cage.
Dana GouldAlways remember, you don't stop shitting your pants because you grow old. You grow old because you stop shitting your pants.
Dana Gould