The hole on the face of an acoustic guitar is called the sound hole. The one of the face of its player is called the sincerity hole.
Is there an award for the best trophy? I bet they hand out a plaque.
Homo sapiens are the only mammals who intentionally hold Beard Of Bees competitions.
People get into stand-up comedy by and large because they're smart and they have a perspective.
Being funny is not the same as being happy.
When homeless people go camping, how do they know?