If The Beatles represent the most successful version you can be of a thing, then by that definition The Rolling Stones are The Beatles of music, not counting The Beatles. John Lennon is The Beatles of The Beatles.

There's something vaguely erotic about watching a woman eat a banana while cupping two plums.

The only thing that will stop a bad guy with a pressure cooker bomb is a good guy with a slightly larger pressure cooker bomb.

There's nothing like a string of Xmas lights inside the house to make the whole family feel like they live in a vintage clothing store.

We come into this world naked, covered in our own blood, screaming in terror - and it doesn't have to stop there if you know how to live right

Is it still okay to make fun of schizophrenics? There's a little voice in my head that says no.

I can't wait for the day I learn to live in the now!