Our grocery store now has self-checkout, for your convenience. It's like getting punched in the throat, for your comfort.
Dana GouldThe circus goes from town to town, so why run away to join it? It should be, I've decided to wait for the circus to come.
Dana GouldMy dog keeps looking at me as if he knows my secret, as if he and he alone can see my soul. That or he wants this pork chop.
Dana GouldIn the land of the blind, the one-eyed man will probably end up dating the best looking blind chick.
Dana Gould