I've never slept with a virgin, but I love breaking the seal on a new peanut butter.
The best part of living in constant terror is you always have a place to live.
Corn is the only food you hold like corn.
If The Beatles represent the most successful version you can be of a thing, then by that definition The Rolling Stones are The Beatles of music, not counting The Beatles. John Lennon is The Beatles of The Beatles.
If I masturbate while Googling myself, which part is more redundant?
Whoever thought to name a candy bar Butterfinger has either never seen Last Tango In Paris or seen it far too many times.