If you want to see what I'll look like as an old guy, check out any recent photo of me.

I can't wait for the day I learn to live in the now!

If God is all powerful, and Jesus is the son of God, why did He make His birthday fall on Christmas?

Just saw a woman with a big tattoo of Jesus on her back. I guess it's an ixnay on the oggy style-day.

A lot of people think my sarcasm comes from insecurity and defensiveness, but I assure you I'm just being petty and cruel.

How come, when people wear half shirts, it's always the top half?

If I had a dreamcatcher when I was thirteen, it would have spent many long days in the dryer.