The expression working like a dog dates back to a time in America when men would rise early, then lie around all day and lick their balls.

As Global Warming raises temparatures, it takes longer to cool pies on window sills, and I wonder if this whole thing was caused by hobos.

Life is like The Muppet Show, but instead of Muppets there's anxiety.

The only thing that will stop a bad guy with a pressure cooker bomb is a good guy with a slightly larger pressure cooker bomb.

Why do some bald guys grow ponytails? It it the same reason people too old to run always wear track shoes and sweat pants?

Whenever someone starts a statement with, Let me tell you the kind of guy I am, that is a great time to start sawing your own head off.

Showing joy by jumping up and down and clapping goes away at some point between pre-school and being old enough to go to orgies.