Is there an award for the best trophy? I bet they hand out a plaque.
Republicans don't believe government works, and get into it to prove it will fail. Same with strippers and relationships.
Every day is a gift. That said, I've gotten some pretty shitty gifts over the years.
I'm a workaholic, only instead of working I like to drink liquor.
If studies on lab rats are any indication, human beings have a deep-seated fear of a big, scary cat being let into their cage.
In the midst of all the candy and commercialism, let's not lose sight of the true meaning of Halloween: tree worship and animal sacrifice.