Cupcakes - when you want to watch your weight, but still feel the pride that comes with eating an entire cake.

Do people in the Ku Klux Klan who die and come back as ghosts have to wear two sheets when attending the rally?

The weird thing about old Playboys is knowing that the naked woman is now an old lady. I said weird. I didn't say bad.

Whoever thought to name a candy bar Butterfinger has either never seen Last Tango In Paris or seen it far too many times.

Classified ads of the Ku Klux Klan: Tired of all the games? Do you like racial purity, horses and dressing up like a ghost?

When I finally invent a time machine you will already know about it because I'll have told you a long time ago.

Even if I say, Everyone in the village died of diarrhea, I still laugh a little after diarrhea.