I have no ability to develop muscle tone. I could do situps all day and still look like a condom full of walnuts.
Dana GouldSomewhere, there's someone who's masturbation ritual ends with them setting up ventriloquist dummies facing the bed. I mean, someone else.
Dana GouldOne great way to mess with devout Christians and atheists would be if Jesus came back and said, By the way, you know I'm fake, right?
Dana Gould