Having sex with a dead grammar teacher is a violation of past tense usage.
There is no fast, easy shortcut for the word abbreviation.
I love it when dogs yawn. Especially when it's in the middle of another dog's speech.
Cupcakes - when you want to watch your weight, but still feel the pride that comes with eating an entire cake.
Have you ever dated a Goth chick for four or five months until you realized she was just an Orthodox Jew? They have the same costumes.
Drum Competitions are called such because no one wants to win the big Beat Off.