I can't wait for the day I learn to live in the now!
I like to think of murder-suicide as extreme multitasking.
In the midst of all the candy and commercialism, let's not lose sight of the true meaning of Halloween: tree worship and animal sacrifice.
I wanted to be a comedian. I wanted to meet waitresses and felt that being a comedian was my best way to go about it and I was right.
59% of all suicides are actually botched murder-suicides performed by dyslexics.
Does anyone remember how we used to get cash before ATM's? Did we have to go inside the bank? Then what? We lived like apes!