There's something profoundly disturbing about watching an old guy eat a sandwich.
59% of all suicides are actually botched murder-suicides performed by dyslexics.
When you break life down, it's about 100% time management.
The only thing that will stop a bad guy with a pressure cooker bomb is a good guy with a slightly larger pressure cooker bomb.
Having sex with a dead grammar teacher is a violation of past tense usage.
There's a big difference between poll workers and pole workers. Sadly.