If life begins at conception, but you can be born again later, only to live on eternally after death, what's the big deal about anything?
I take the Bible literally, but not seriously.
Dogs: the best friend you will ever have that pees on your couch and stays your friend.
If I had a Volkswagon Beetle. I'd paint the front to resemble Glenn Langdon in War Of The Colossal Beast. Why? Two words: The Ladies.
If you don't believe in the living dead, how do your explain the Golf Channel?
Why do old people drive with their mouths open?