If you don't believe in the living dead, how do your explain the Golf Channel?

Reality TV is the perfect antidote to people who don't have enough self-centered douchebags in their life.

Can you have a seance to summon the ghost of a dead zombie?

I just staunchly bought one frame during a two-for-one frame sale and barely left the store alive.

One of the coolest things about the word boobs is, when you look at it, it has boobs.

Always think twice before asking anything of anyone that ends in the words, on your face.

We would have never gotten mace had someone not thought, There must be a good way to burn someone's eyes.