I take the Bible literally, but not seriously.

Death's vigilance is eternal, so shall mine be.

Every Thanksgiving we feed the homeless so they may join us as we celebrate other people finding a home.

There's nothing like a string of Xmas lights inside the house to make the whole family feel like they live in a vintage clothing store.

The only thing that will stop a bad guy with a pressure cooker bomb is a good guy with a slightly larger pressure cooker bomb.

There's something profoundly disturbing about watching an old guy eat a sandwich.

If life begins at conception, but you can be born again later, only to live on eternally after death, what's the big deal about anything?