If Abe Lincoln took part in the Republican debates, he would look out of place with his intelligence, compassion and gaping head wound.
Dana GouldA great way to be left alone on the subway is to appear to be deep in conversation with a small knife.
Dana GouldAs anyone who's ever adopted a dog will tell you, there's always the fear that one day the birth parents will come scratching at the door.
Dana GouldI've grown tired of resting on my laurels and have decided to start resting on my failures.
Dana Gould