Marriage is like a row boat: it fits two, it doesn't work on auto-pilot and it's very difficult to have sex in.
Dana GouldI bet when all the punctuation marks have a party, they quietly look at exclamation point's wife and think, that poor woman.
Dana GouldI am faced with a bruising dilemma: pay to fix the dishwasher or continue serving everything in waffle cones.
Dana GouldDo transvestites have to dress up for Halloween or do they pretty much qualify from the get-go?
Dana Gould