That which does not kill you isn't finished.

A lot of people have a particular song that, no matter their mood, turns them on. With me, it's Eleanor Rigby.

Do you know what Irish Alzheimer's is? It's when you forget everything but your grudges.

When homeless people go camping, how do they know?

If God is all powerful, and Jesus is the son of God, why did He make His birthday fall on Christmas?

Always think twice before asking anything of anyone that ends in the words, on your face.

Usually the people that peak in high school are tragic, tragic adults. Most of them end up working for the water department in their hometown and driving around said high school as the decades slip past.