Whoever thought to name a candy bar Butterfinger has either never seen Last Tango In Paris or seen it far too many times.
Republicans don't believe government works, and get into it to prove it will fail. Same with strippers and relationships.
I have one phobia, snakes. And by snakes I mean intimacy.
Strap On spelled backwards is No Parts. Just sayin'.
Corn is the only food you hold like corn.
I like to think of Doritos as emotional packing material to safeguard the feelings I've swallowed.