One great way to mess with devout Christians and atheists would be if Jesus came back and said, By the way, you know I'm fake, right?

Unshaven dudes in hoodies and ski caps look so hip and cool, until they too close to a grocery cart full of dented cans.

What do people in prison say when they meet new friends? Give me your cell number.

When all the people covered in tattoos turn about 70 years old, they're going to look like a strange race of melting clowns.

Every Thanksgiving we feed the homeless so they may join us as we celebrate other people finding a home.

If my dog wants to know why I didn't feed him this morning, he may want to rethink walking out of the room when I'm telling him a joke.

Please don't let all the freak storms and climate change lead you to believe in freak storms and climate change.