I can't wait for the day I learn to live in the now!
The average permanent lasts about four months.
Chocolate covered peanuts, chocolate covered raisins, chocolate covered pretzels... Chocolate. So afraid to be alone.
What do people in prison say when they meet new friends? Give me your cell number.
When I finally invent a time machine you will already know about it because I'll have told you a long time ago.
Does anyone remember how we used to get cash before ATM's? Did we have to go inside the bank? Then what? We lived like apes!