I can't wait for the day I learn to live in the now!
This is just a hunch, but I bet airplanes think helicopters are assholes.
Since the dawn of time, primitive humans thought, loved and had poetry. They also pooped on everything. It was horrible.
Have you noticed since Global Warming took hold that all the snowmen look kind of angry?
When I was in high school, girls made fun of me for liking vampire movies. Now, I'd be their king. Time machine, where are you?
I try to look on the bright side, but it really hurts my eyes.