Death's vigilance is eternal, so shall mine be.
Life imitates art but art intimidates life.
The simple act of smiling at people makes the world a better place. Unless it's the day you decide to walk around with your dong out.
In the midst of all the candy and commercialism, let's not lose sight of the true meaning of Halloween: tree worship and animal sacrifice.
That which does not kill you isn't finished.
Being funny is not the same as being happy.