The average permanent lasts about four months.
I like my coffee the way I like my women: after waiting impatiently in a long line.
If you read angry political blogs, substitute Obama with my daddy and you'll usually learn a lot about the author.
The Cadillac Escalade is the perfect vehicle for a pimp with a growing family.
Like many indelible family memories, carving a pumpkin begins with someone grabbing a really sharp knife.
When homeless people go camping, how do they know?