There's nothing like a clown with a boner to remind you that you're having a nightmare.

The hole on the face of an acoustic guitar is called the sound hole. The one of the face of its player is called the sincerity hole.

If God is all powerful, and Jesus is the son of God, why did He make His birthday fall on Christmas?

Is it still okay to make fun of schizophrenics? There's a little voice in my head that says no.

Always remember, you don't stop shitting your pants because you grow old. You grow old because you stop shitting your pants.

They say that God is in the details. Then again, they also say that the Devil is in the details. Boy, talk about awkward.

There's a big difference between poll workers and pole workers. Sadly.