There's nothing like a clown with a boner to remind you that you're having a nightmare.

I don't want to appear to be placing blame, but as far my life is concerned, everything is pretty much my dad's ball's fault.

Halloween Costume I Hate: kids dressed as their parent's poltical beliefs. Oooh! Aren't you a scary health care reform bill!

A lot of people are looking for their soul mates. Along the way, it's nice to bump into some genital pals.

The hole on the face of an acoustic guitar is called the sound hole. The one of the face of its player is called the sincerity hole.

Catholic Church reasserts its moral authority on contraception: If God believed in birth control, altar boys would have a uterus.

If life begins at conception, but you can be born again later, only to live on eternally after death, what's the big deal about anything?