Egg nog. Because nothing satisfies like a cold glass of eggs.
There's nothing like a clown with a boner to remind you that you're having a nightmare.
Always think twice before asking anything of anyone that ends in the words, on your face.
Competition is the death of art.
Common sense dictates the term hot fudge sundae has a totally different meaning in prison.
If my dog wants to know why I didn't feed him this morning, he may want to rethink walking out of the room when I'm telling him a joke.