Why do I always meet women as I'm leaving the dog park with a big bag of poop? And it's always on the day I forgot my dog.
Dana GouldRepublicans don't believe government works, and get into it to prove it will fail. Same with strippers and relationships.
Dana GouldShowing joy by jumping up and down and clapping goes away at some point between pre-school and being old enough to go to orgies.
Dana GouldWe broke up, and my first reaction was 'Fine - I've been through this too many times. I can't change your mind. I can't live your life for you. You're gone in your direction. I'm going to pick up; I'm going to go in my direction. I'm not going to live in the past. I'm not going to embrace the pain. You go, I'll go, and that will be it.' And I felt that way for an hour and 10 minutes.
Dana Gould