A big blizzard proves there's no global warming in the same way being out of milk proves there's no such thing as cows.

To me 30 isn't old. But it's definitely the beginning of no longer young. Because you notice little subtle things happen to you. You'll be in your car driving around listening to the radio and hear stuff like, That's was an oldie from The Clash.

People get into stand-up comedy by and large because they're smart and they have a perspective.

I feel sorry for high school teams still named the Cougars. Now what does the coach say? Get out there and play like horny old ladies!

Reality TV is the perfect antidote to people who don't have enough self-centered douchebags in their life.

What's a farmer's market without some guy singing Here Comes The Sun in a way that makes you wish the sun would stop coming up.

Our dog just wanders around the house with a concerned look on his face. Dogs are just people who can't find their phone.