Earthquakes would be great if they could hit specific areas, like the parent lounge at a children's beauty pageant.
I don't really like myself, but I'm way into me, physically.
I'm only afraid of dying if I'm to be held accountable for what I did while living. If there's no God or reckoning, I'm like, whew!
When you break life down, it's about 100% time management.
Homo sapiens are the only mammals who intentionally hold Beard Of Bees competitions.
Cupcakes - when you want to watch your weight, but still feel the pride that comes with eating an entire cake.