One phrase you don't want kicking off your obituary is, Never, in the long history of bungee jumping.
Dana GouldIf Abe Lincoln took part in the Republican debates, he would look out of place with his intelligence, compassion and gaping head wound.
Dana GouldMy fantasy football team got mixed up in another fantasy and now they're stuck on a pirate ship with a chick in a Catwoman suit.
Dana GouldIf you read angry political blogs, substitute Obama with my daddy and you'll usually learn a lot about the author.
Dana Gould