Have you noticed since Global Warming took hold that all the snowmen look kind of angry?

I don't want to appear to be placing blame, but as far my life is concerned, everything is pretty much my dad's ball's fault.

Unshaven dudes in hoodies and ski caps look so hip and cool, until they too close to a grocery cart full of dented cans.

Christ was born in a manger, laying down amongst donkeys ang goats. He was given gifts of incense and perfume. No kidding.

I wanted to be a comedian. I wanted to meet waitresses and felt that being a comedian was my best way to go about it and I was right.

Have you noticed since Global Warming took hold that all the snowmen look kind of angry?

The circus goes from town to town, so why run away to join it? It should be, I've decided to wait for the circus to come.