Dogs - putting the lie to the age-old saying, I could never love anyone who ate a diaper.

In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man will probably end up dating the best looking blind chick.

No one has ever thought this: Now that I'm out of therapy and have fixed my mental problems, I think I want to be a ventriloquist.

They say that God is in the details. Then again, they also say that the Devil is in the details. Boy, talk about awkward.

I used to fear living a life untouched by God, but now, for some reason I've gone back to being afraid of cement mixers.

I take the Bible literally, but not seriously.

There's something profoundly disturbing about watching an old guy eat a sandwich.