Dogs - putting the lie to the age-old saying, I could never love anyone who ate a diaper.

A giant python was discovered in Florida. Spooky news for a state that derives half it's income from a giant mouse.

This is just a hunch, but I bet airplanes think helicopters are assholes.

The gun legislation was doomed the minute it became associated with the words common sense.

I was an altar boy in the Roman Catholic Church and no priest ever laid a hand on me. That's me, always the bridesmaid.

Very few positive experiences begin with being told to count back slowly from ten.

One phrase you don't want kicking off your obituary is, Never, in the long history of bungee jumping.