Dogs - putting the lie to the age-old saying, I could never love anyone who ate a diaper.

I'm of the generation of kids where the G.I. Joe's developed Kung Fu Grip right around the same time I did.

They say that God is in the details. Then again, they also say that the Devil is in the details. Boy, talk about awkward.

If I'm alone in the car and I fart, I still laugh at it. It's the little things that keep us civilised.

I went to high school with some wonderful people, but my entire high school experience was just waiting to leave.

The Elephant Man claimed his head was big because, it's so full of dreams. Actually, it's because his skull was shaped like a turkey.

If there's one thing worse than being really angry for no reason, it's suddenly remembering the reason.