Dogs - putting the lie to the age-old saying, I could never love anyone who ate a diaper.

Drum Competitions are called such because no one wants to win the big Beat Off.

If pop music reflects the culture, this will surely go down as the era in which people rose up and realized it was fun to dance at parties.

In the midst of all the candy and commercialism, let's not lose sight of the true meaning of Halloween: tree worship and animal sacrifice.

Always remember, you don't stop shitting your pants because you grow old. You grow old because you stop shitting your pants.

Is there an award for the best trophy? I bet they hand out a plaque.

As I die, and my life flashes before my eyes, I want to see who made faces at me when I turned my head. That's all I want to see.