Dogs - putting the lie to the age-old saying, I could never love anyone who ate a diaper.

I'm of the generation of kids where the G.I. Joe's developed Kung Fu Grip right around the same time I did.

The simple act of smiling at people makes the world a better place. Unless it's the day you decide to walk around with your dong out.

The man who invented instant pudding was moved to action by an inability to wait for pudding.

The hole on the face of an acoustic guitar is called the sound hole. The one of the face of its player is called the sincerity hole.

The Republican Party is the party of Eddie Haskell and the principal from Ferris Bueller's Day Off.

Here's something you never hear: Now that I've worked through all my emotional issues, I'm free to dedicate my life to ventriloquism!