Centuries ago, human beings created marriage. Later, they looked to the sky and dreamt of traveling to the moon. Coincidence?

I can't wait for the day I learn to live in the now!

Please don't let all the freak storms and climate change lead you to believe in freak storms and climate change.

Even if I say, Everyone in the village died of diarrhea, I still laugh a little after diarrhea.

Do people in the Ku Klux Klan who die and come back as ghosts have to wear two sheets when attending the rally?

Love is like pancreatitis; it starts off slow, then builds in intensity until you become consumed and develop violent cramps.

The Elephant Man claimed his head was big because, it's so full of dreams. Actually, it's because his skull was shaped like a turkey.