Centuries ago, human beings created marriage. Later, they looked to the sky and dreamt of traveling to the moon. Coincidence?

A lot of people have a particular song that, no matter their mood, turns them on. With me, it's Eleanor Rigby.

I can't wait for the day I learn to live in the now!

A lot of people think my sarcasm comes from insecurity and defensiveness, but I assure you I'm just being petty and cruel.

Take away the robots and the special effects, and Star Wars is just the simple story of a group of friends planning a terrorist attack.

Even if I say, Everyone in the village died of diarrhea, I still laugh a little after diarrhea.

The Cadillac Escalade is the perfect vehicle for a pimp with a growing family.