When you break life down, it's about 100% time management.
Strap On spelled backwards is No Parts. Just sayin'.
The expression working like a dog dates back to a time in America when men would rise early, then lie around all day and lick their balls.
If God had wanted women to have giant, fake boobs he'd be a lot like my brother.
A lot of people think my sarcasm comes from insecurity and defensiveness, but I assure you I'm just being petty and cruel.
My dogs love me. Of course, by love I mean poop and by me I mean everywhere.